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Monday, April 26, 2004

There she goes... 

...falling flat onto her face.

Yes, that's me.
I, Queen of Klutzes, Mistress of Shopping, Princess of Imagination.
I fell flat on my face today, landing right at the feet of an idiotic Engineering geek. Who did not help me up (that bas****). Who merely grinned amusedly at me.
Damnit, why couldn't I at least have the dignity of tripping in front of a cute and chivalrous dude?
As I am typing this now, I am making small, whining noises, appalled at the pain that my kneecaps are giving me and the humiliation of it all. It's all Fur's fault, I was trying to get to her and her melons.

So my only conclusion is that I am Becky Bloomwood and Bridget Jones combined....without the men. Committing faux pas everywhere I go. Being the source of people's amusement at every occasion. Sees people walking towards me carrying Mango shopping bags during sales and go berserk, obsessing that they bought things which I like and actually fit me. Whine constantly to my (sometimes gay) friends. Need to develop inner poise (and stop doing unglamorous things like falling flat on my face).

Sigh. I need a Luke Brandon or a Mark Darcy. Or both.

I have discovered that I have a forte for not completing my exams. Did that for Media Law and Ethics, did that today for Psychology of Communication. Goodbye 40 marks! Hello unemployment!

I should be studying for tomorrow's paper but somehow, can't muster the energy. Think will go watch an episode of The O.C. Adore my sunshine-y boy, Benjamin McKenzie. Feel terribly like Anna sometimes.

Here's hoping that tomorrow will be a good good one.


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When I Look To The Sky from My Private Nation by Train

yAnn at 4/26/2004 08:40:00 PM