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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

I am dateable and un-telligent! 

Just went to The Spark and took a few crappy tests. One is the Un-telligent Test and the other is the Are You Date-able test.

Pretty zany but hey, go try!

My results are as follows:
For the record, you are: 63% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:


"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

And then.....
Damn, J-Lo! You are...73% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

yAnn at 11/19/2003 11:35:00 PM